1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7 When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
8 Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7 When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
8 Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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